Fun With Spambots

As a general rule, AIM is terrible. It lacks security, the interface is outdated, and no one knows what a good screen name is. (Hint: iluvb00bs91 is terrible.)

And despite making my settings very, very private, I still get robots trying to get me to have cybersex with them.

Sometimes, I feel compelled to troll them.

(Disclaimer: This conversation is crude in places and is not recommended for younger audiences. Move along, please.)

Spambot 4:39 pm
how’s it going? havent talked to you in awhile.. lol

D.C. Andrews 4:39 pm
Does “in a while” mean “never”?

Spambot 4:39 pm
do you remember me?.., it’s Stephanie.

D.C. Andrews 4:40 pm
Last name?

Spambot 4:40 pm
Stephanie

D.C. Andrews 4:40 pm
Your name is Stephanie Stephanie? That’s unfortunate.

Spambot 4:41 pm
Stephanie

D.C. Andrews 4:41 pm
I don’t even know how to respond to this.

D.C. Andrews 4:43 pm
My name is Elizabeth R. Kennedy II. I wish I had more time to talk, but I am about to climb into my space shuttle that will take me to the moon for the ultimate goal of starting a colony. The human race needs to expand – and the universe will be our playground!

Spambot 4:44 pm
i wish i could put you face in between my tits!

D.C. Andrews 4:44 pm
Should I die, I would like to give you my life savings of $10,000,000,952.03

Spambot 4:44 pm
not much here just got out of the shower went to the gym today

D.C. Andrews 4:45 pm
Are you fat.
Only fat people and celebrities go to gyms.

Spambot 4:45 pm
i gotta question do you like a girl with big tits? or do you prefer a girl with a fat ass..

D.C. Andrews 4:46 pm
If I say one that you don’t have, will you change into one like a Ditto?

Spambot 4:48 pm
im loading my cam now

D.C. Andrews 4:48 pm
My daddy said he’s loading his rifle.
We’ll see who finishes first.

D.C. Andrews 4:50 pm
You said you were going to show me your penis. :/
I’m calling the cops.

Spambot 4:50 pm
you cumming? im really wet ;x
hahaha!  call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony…  YOUR MULLET!!  You might wanna get that looked at!

D.C. Andrews 4:51 pm
Did you learn that in college back in the 80′s?

Spambot 4:51 pm
let me know when you’re in babe..

D.C. Andrews 4:52 pm
You’re too ugly. :/
I’m sure even virtual connections would give me 18 STDs and cancer.

Spambot 4:52 pm
k

Spambot 4:54 pm
ofcourse babe, just need to verify age but yes its free
you in yet?

D.C. Andrews 4:56 pm
That’s what she said.

After this, I was blocked.